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"YOU ARE THE FINEST, LOVELIEST, TENDEREST, AND MOST BEAUTIFUL PERSON I HAVE EVER KNOWN - AND EVEN THAT IS AN UNDERSTATEMENT." F. SCOTT FITZGERALD
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♡ ♡ Hello, my name is Jazlyn. I'm seriously lame. This blog honestly doesn't have a theme, maybe "personal"? it's kinda hipster tho, idk??? All i do is reblog animals tbh I'm a junior at PHS, i live in California and cannot stand still, okay. I strive to be a good, so feel free to message me whenever about anything! ♡ ♡

rotifers:

How can people think opossums are ugly? This precious baby is clutching its own tail with all four paws!

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saevuswinds:

vardaesque:

you don’t understand i would sell my firstborn to know how this story started

Well it all started when Mrs. Hayfer wanted me to babysit her dumb house. When I got the keys, I sat them on top of this pie that I found on the counter. I knew it was going to be given to the family for desert if I didn’t eat it soon, so I was going to plan to eat it in my teacher’s house and dump all the crumbs on her bed. So it’s a win-win, right? Besides, she wouldn’t find out about the crumbs until after I was paid, and this teacher hates me anyway. Then, I got distracted when this hot cheerleader calls me, asking about what movie I’d recommend, but before I could answer, I realize that my mom would be there any second to serve dinner, and there was no way I was sharing that pie. So I bust out of there with the pie and the keys, and the moment I get in the house, I start chowing down on the pie with my bare hands, trying to eat this thing before anyone knows I took it, right? Well, since the pie crust was dry, I chugged a 2-liter bottle of soda whenever my throat would get dry and eventually, I really needed “to go.” Only when I went to flush, the water wouldn’t stop flowing and there was no plunger to be found. Usually I’d just shrug and say it was Josh’s fault or something, but let’s get real here, Mrs. Hayfer would’ve blamed me about her toilet overflowing if I was 30 states away. So I jammed my foot in there, hoping it’d make the toilet stop flushing. Then my phone rings, and I knew it was my mom, asking where her pie went, and because Meghan decided it’d be a great idea to make my ring tone a bunch of cats meowing, Mrs. Hayfer’s dog, Tiberius starts freaking out, bashing into the door over and over again. Now anyone who knows this dog knows that this dog will happily eat anything, and that includes the pie, and probably myself.  So my foot’s totally stuck in there right, I’m freaking out, the dog’s having a seizure and I still got half a pie left. 

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1 hour ago | 1069386 notes |
It was so gorgeous it almost felt like sadness.
—Mahoko Yoshimoto  (via loverplease)

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2 hours ago | 1633 notes |

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2 hours ago | 216986 notes | life

phobias:

if i had my licence the only thing i’d use it for is mcdonalds at 3am

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3 hours ago | 236431 notes | living the dream then

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4 hours ago | 325 notes |

saevuswinds:

vardaesque:

you don’t understand i would sell my firstborn to know how this story started

Well it all started when Mrs. Hayfer wanted me to babysit her dumb house. When I got the keys, I sat them on top of this pie that I found on the counter. I knew it was going to be given to the family for desert if I didn’t eat it soon, so I was going to plan to eat it in my teacher’s house and dump all the crumbs on her bed. So it’s a win-win, right? Besides, she wouldn’t find out about the crumbs until after I was paid, and this teacher hates me anyway. Then, I got distracted when this hot cheerleader calls me, asking about what movie I’d recommend, but before I could answer, I realize that my mom would be there any second to serve dinner, and there was no way I was sharing that pie. So I bust out of there with the pie and the keys, and the moment I get in the house, I start chowing down on the pie with my bare hands, trying to eat this thing before anyone knows I took it, right? Well, since the pie crust was dry, I chugged a 2-liter bottle of soda whenever my throat would get dry and eventually, I really needed “to go.” Only when I went to flush, the water wouldn’t stop flowing and there was no plunger to be found. Usually I’d just shrug and say it was Josh’s fault or something, but let’s get real here, Mrs. Hayfer would’ve blamed me about her toilet overflowing if I was 30 states away. So I jammed my foot in there, hoping it’d make the toilet stop flushing. Then my phone rings, and I knew it was my mom, asking where her pie went, and because Meghan decided it’d be a great idea to make my ring tone a bunch of cats meowing, Mrs. Hayfer’s dog, Tiberius starts freaking out, bashing into the door over and over again. Now anyone who knows this dog knows that this dog will happily eat anything, and that includes the pie, and probably myself.  So my foot’s totally stuck in there right, I’m freaking out, the dog’s having a seizure and I still got half a pie left. 

Pay up

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5 hours ago | 1069386 notes |

joshpeck:

i’m so nice

5 hours ago | 7745 notes |

another-side-o-me:

Meet Clyde…

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5 hours ago | 62817 notes | ohhhhhh my gggd lyfe videos

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deonte-s:

chubbymermaid87:

deonte-s:

did you know that the letters in LA stand for:

  • Los
  • Angeles

Is this for real?

I promise

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iheartradio: Spotted a serious #bromance backstage 😍 @harrystyles @teddysphotos

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9 hours ago | 2676 notes |
There were two ways to be happy: improve your reality, or lower your expectations.
Jodi Picoult (via feellng)

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13 hours ago | 6454 notes | lyfe important